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via Gawker
Lady Gaga's Telephone music video, which premieres tonight, shows the Lady of Gah tackling her penis rumor with burly prison lesbians who rip her clothes off and mutter, "I told you she didn't have a dick."
As Lady Gaga attempts to dispel one rumor (hermaphrodite) with another (lesbian with Beyonce) our quest for pop culture's Loch Ness Monster continues.
[Lady Gaga's New Music Video Tackles Penis Rumor, Lesbian Prison Babes]
Ambling into a recklessly stylish, diamond-studded women's prison (perhaps the one from Chicago, where stiletto heels are not security hazards) Gaga is flanked by a pair of butch prison guards, one of whom later surfs some kind of lesbian Manhunt knockoff called PlentyofFish.com (-4:50). They rip off her clothes and we are treated to a booty shot (-8:30) and the guards murmur, "I told you she didn't have a dick," and "Too bad." Indeed, later thong-clad gyrations boggle the mind. Where is she hiding her penis?
A deus ex machina of the phallus comes in the form of Beyonce, who bails Gaga out of prison in a pick-up truck labeled PUSSYWAGON. As Thelma and Louise of the dykes, they go Natural Born Killers (and Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill) on a diner.
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I inadvertently stumbled across this last night and watched the whole thing. I gotta say, it was pretty damn good. Reminded me of the glory days of music videos, you know back when MTV played music.............
