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got a major turtle head going on
its like voo doo, so if you bit it off whatever would I doo doo?
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I need a beer.
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I like the story about this guy who's checking out this knock out blonde in a restuarant when suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back to her.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the blonde says as she pops her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to out for some drinks.
By the end of the evening, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap.
They spend the night fucking each other's brains out.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is just amazed at all of his recent good fortune.
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'Not really,' she replies.
'You just happened to catch my eye.'
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He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back to her.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the blonde says as she pops her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to out for some drinks.
By the end of the evening, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap.
They spend the night fucking each other's brains out.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is just amazed at all of his recent good fortune.
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'Not really,' she replies.
'You just happened to catch my eye.'
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feeling kind of crappy today.
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How about some Ween.
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree
He's down in the dirt, would ya help him?
I think it's his lung
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin' at me
He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him?
I think it's his lung
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's down and he ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up
Pony, Pony, Pony
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin' at me
He can't talk because he's a pony
I think it's his lung
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's down and he ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up
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Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree
He's down in the dirt, would ya help him?
I think it's his lung
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin' at me
He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him?
I think it's his lung
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's down and he ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up
Pony, Pony, Pony
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin' at me
He can't talk because he's a pony
I think it's his lung
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's down and he ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up
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I have a woody.
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Pooter, on 19 July 2010 - 05:49 PM, said:
its like voo doo, so if you bit it off whatever would I doo doo?
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hmm
Pooter, on 21 July 2010 - 12:53 AM, said:
I like the story about this guy who's checking out this knock out blonde in a restuarant when suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back to her.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the blonde says as she pops her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to out for some drinks.
By the end of the evening, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap.
They spend the night fucking each other's brains out.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is just amazed at all of his recent good fortune.
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'Not really,' she replies.
'You just happened to catch my eye.'
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He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back to her.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the blonde says as she pops her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to out for some drinks.
By the end of the evening, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap.
They spend the night fucking each other's brains out.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is just amazed at all of his recent good fortune.
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'Not really,' she replies.
'You just happened to catch my eye.'
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lets see your pokin right now
Turtle head soup is what you get when a shart is right behind it.
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woohoo